… so tempted to call and see who picks up.
Wrong number
“Hi”
I love my girlfriend…. Wanna fuk?
…would you be interested in a skinny submissive boy to train to…
Shall we sex?
Dating 101
I get by with a little help from my friends
Don’t you hate it when you take a chance on someone who is not your type. Agree to meet them for a drink. Only to have them get back together with their ex?!
I admit that this might be karma – Seeing as I was logging on that day to tell him I wasn’t feeling up to it….
But in any case, sometimes the best medicine to cure your frustration, is to share the moment with your friends on Facebook – and laugh.
You have the biggest….
I am not a huge fan of blind dates.
My friends seem to think that this is another excuse for not wanting to go on blind dates. But truthfully, it’s not as if I have had great experiences with these sort of dates….
Take George* for example, who was introduced by my friend Tiffany* as one of the nicest, sweetest, funniest guy I would ever meet. She even suggested that we go out to dinner together to make things a little less awkward. Who would turn that down, right?
So, things started out really well and Tiffany was right. He was funny & he was (relatively) sweet. But unfortunately, as with all things that involve me and dates, as we waited for our desserts to arrive, George decided he could no longer keep a particular comment to himself. He leans across the table, grins, and proudly states “I really need to tell you this. But you have the biggest <blank> I have ever seen on an Asian chick”. Righteo then. At least I know why George is still single.
And that ladies and gentlemen, is one of the reasons I am not a fan of blind dates.
*names changed